Posted 15 minutes ago

(Source: typhoidmary)

Posted 16 minutes ago

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

Posted 16 minutes ago

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: nataliaxromanov)

Posted 16 minutes ago

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

image

Posted 16 minutes ago

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

Posted 17 minutes ago

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)

Posted 17 minutes ago
Posted 17 minutes ago

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

Posted 17 minutes ago

pembroke:

I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.

Posted 18 minutes ago
Posted 18 minutes ago

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

Posted 18 minutes ago

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean)

Posted 19 minutes ago

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)

Posted 20 minutes ago

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

Posted 21 minutes ago